Augustus Caeser (Imperial) - Unlimited Camper

Type: Camper (C/A frame), Chassis: Xhvy., Suspension: Heavy-Active, Engine: Sport PP (PC & SC), Tires: 6 FP-Steelbelted-Radial Solids, Crew: driver (blended BA & FP Suit), Weaponry: 3 HMG (10/HD) in 3 sp. turret, HDSS (10/hot) back, DSP under, Weighted Accessories: FE, cyberlink, HD shocks, fake ramplate, fake WG/WH, Unweighted Accessories: HD-ABS, 4 bumper triggers, HTM-Overdrive, No Paint Tinted Windshield, Dischargers: 7 oil/smoke dischargers, Comp. Armor: 10 pts FP each for (a) driver (2sp) (b) PP (6 sp); Vehicle Armor: 154 pts LRFP Plastic armor F(30) B(30) L(30) R(30) T(20) U(14); HC 4, Acc. 5 (10/2.5), Top 110 (82.5/130), Weight: 7795.6 lbs, Cost: $105,330

• Std. Armor Option - Switch armor to 170 pts RPFP; add 1.4 lbs (7797 lbs), add $9,078 ($114,408 total)


• Augustus Gas - 250 cu in (Tubes/Blue/VP/Spr), 8 gal Duel tank, 10 pts CA around gas tank (+ CA of engine & driver), upgrade FE to IFE, remove HDSS; Acc. 20, Top 100, HC 3, 7796.6 lbs, $113,833

Design Notes - I see that this is a version of Psycho Chicken. but that's because I'm putting up the designs I made when I was experimenting with HMGs. And then the gas experiments. A camper going from 0 to 6 in 3 seconds? Why not.

[Oct 27, 2015: Updated style and counter]

Rorschach - Div60 (30) Luxury

Luxury, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., 4 FP SD tires, 200 cu in IC engine (VP Turbo & Supercharger), 6 gal. Duelling tank, driver (blended BA), 2 linked ATG (10/APFSDS) front, 8 smoke/oil dischargers, cyberlink, HD-ABS, HD shocks, 4 bumper triggers, IFE, safety seat, no-paint windshield, 10 pts FP CA each around: driver, engine, gas tank; 155 pts FP Plastic armor F35 B30 R30 L30 T15 U15; HC 4, Acc. 20, Top 90, 6597 lbs., $58,565

• Ram Option - add Tubes & Blueprinting to engine, 8 gal. tank, 4 FP-Radial PR tires, only 9 shots in ATGs, remove: 2 dischargers & IFE, replace cyberlink with HRSWC, add 2 cans of NOX, add ramplate, spoiler & airdam, add 2 pts armor: F40 (ram), B30 R30 L30 T12 U15; HC 5(6), Acc. 20 [30 NOX], Top 95 [142.5 on NOX], 6599 lbs., $52,825
• Raw Shark 30 - Luxury, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., 4 PR tires, 250 cu in IC engine (Tubes/VP Turbo), 8 gallon duelling tank, driver, 2 linked ATG (9/APFSDS) front, 6 smoke/oil dischargers, ramplate, SWC, spoiler & airdam, IFE, HD brakes, 4 bumper triggers, safety seat, 10 pts FP CA each around: driver, engine, gas tank; driver has BA; 141 pts FP Plastic armor F40 [ram] B20 R28 L28 T10 U15; HC 3(4), Acc. 15, Top 90, 6598 lbs., $28,540
• Raw Shark 30 B - remove spoiler & airdam, convert tires to PR-Radials, add 6 pts armor; HC: 4, $29,360
• Electric Rorschach - Luxury, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., 4 PR-Radial tires, Sport PP (PC/SC), driver (blended BA), 2 linked ATG (9/APFSDS) front, 6 smoke/oil dischargers, cyberlink, HD-ABS, HD shocks, HTM-Overdrive, 4 bumper triggers, IFE, safety seat, no-paint windshield, 10 pts FP CA each around: driver, PP; 140 pts FP Plastic armor F30 B25 R30 L30 T10 U15; HC 5, Acc. 5, Top 92.5, 6600 lbs., $44,700

Designer Notes - Part of both my new 'gas' phase and everyone's "lets put linked ATG(APFSDS) into every car" phase. And I felt, if I'm going to have that weaponry, I should get the best targeting possible, hence the cyberlink. I'm not sure if these are any good - the armor is a bit light - but I think it's nasty enough for the name (and my likeness).

The name is from my favorite Watchman.

Copperhead Road - RPG Luxury

Type: Luxury, Chassis: Xhvy, Suspension: OR-Active, Engine: 450 cid IC engine (Tubular headers, Blueprinting, VP Turbo), 17 Gallon Duelling tank (272 lbs. 2 sp., 8 DP), Tires: 4 OR Solids, Crew: driver (BA, FP suit, PFE); Weaponry: HMG (20/HD) in 1 sp. UM turret, Weighted Accessories: Active suspension, HD shocks, safety seat, brushcutter, spoiler & airdam, 2 armored min-safes, Unweighted Accessories: HRSWC, HD-Antilock brakes, autopilot software, Voice-control software, tinted no paint windshield, radar & detector & jammer, 4 bumper triggers, Dischargers: 7 smoke/oil, Component Armor: 10 pts of FP each for (a) driver (2 sp), (b) engine, (c) gas tank; Vehicle Armor: 170 pts plastic F(35) B(30) (R35) L(35) T(20) U(15); HC 3 (OR 3) +1 over 60 mph, Acc. 20, Top 147.5, Weight: 6600 lbs. Cost: $65,495

• Lower Power Option - 300 cid IC engine (Tub/Blue/VP), replace HMG with a VMG (20/reg) in 2 space UM turret, add rollcage, 2 cans NOX, & 7 pts armor; Acc. 15, Top 110, $58,930


• Lower Power Cargo Hauler - Like low-power but remove mini-safes & 1 Nox & 7 pts armor to make 3 cargo spaces of 130 lbs; 6470 lbs unloaded, $57,990
  
  

Design Notes - I want to start applying the "new" technology of gas engines to my designs. If you recall, I was heavy into Car Wars in 2035-7 and I didn't own many books. So gas engines were exotic and isolated to "Chassis & Crossbow." As such I thought gas motors and metal armor were cheats and/or against the spirit of the game. Only recently, when I acquired the CWC2, did I accept that gas and metal became official and OK. It still feels wrong to the whole back story of the Car Wars world. I'll try to design these cars, but understand that I've never played with gas and I don't have a natural feel for their advantages and dis.

Anyway, I felt that once I'm designing with gas, I'll combine the two best gas cars I know about. The car name comes from the song Copperhead Road by Steve Earle, which is about a Vietnam vet who becomes a modern era (1970s) moonshine smuggler (like his father & grandfather before him). The modern touches are: 1. an application of Viet Cong guerrilla warfare to backwoods driving, 2. instead of moonshine, he's smuggling marijuana.

The second stanza of the song describes his daddy's car:

Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge
Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side
Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside
Well him and my uncle tore that engine down
I still remember that rumblin' sound
Well the sheriff came around in the middle of the night
Heard mama cryin', knew something wasn't right
He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load
You could smell the whiskey burnin' down Copperhead Road

But why such a huge engine? Because when Earle describes the Dodge disguised as a cop-car, I thought of the first true Superhero of cars: The Bluesmobile.


The Bluesmobile (according to Wiki) is "a 1974 Dodge Monaco sedan ... a used Mount Prospect, Illinois police car ... equipped with the Magnum 440 squad car package that was offered by Dodge for the Monaco." And to quote Elwood: "It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

The better design is the one with the smaller engine, roll cage, larger gun, and 2 cans of Nitrous. The cargo space in the first two cars is consigned to high-value stuff to be put in the armored safes.

Dr. Manhattan 2057 - Div60 Pickup

Pickup, Xhvy Ch, Hvy-Active Suspension, Sport PP (PC), 6 Solid (FP/Radial) tires, driver, 2 linked HMG (10/HD) in turret, 2 linked HMG (10/HD or 20/reg) front, smartlink, 4 Oil/Smoke Dischargers, 3 Ice Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, Hi-Res Comp., HD-ABS brakes, HD shocks, safety seat, 2 10 pt. FP WG & 2 5 pt WH back & 2 6 pt FP WH front; 10 pts FP CA around driver, driver has BA & PFE; 180 pts FP Plastic Armor F35 B35 R40 L40 T15 U15; Acc. 5, Top 102.5, HC 4, 7798 lbs., $59,985

• Dr. Manhattan Gas (Div 70) - replace Sport PP with 150 cid IC (Tube/Blue/VP), 4 gal. Dueling tank (next to IC), add 2 HMG (10/HD) front (all 4 front HMG linked), remove 1 SkD, all WG & WH, add CA to the engine & gas tank, remove 4 pts armor, add FP suit to driver gear; Acc. 10, Top 60, 7799 lbs, $67,119


• 2057 Option - Pickup, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Sport PP (PC & SC), 6 Solid Radial tires, driver, 2 linked HMG (10/HD) in turret, 2 linked HMG (10/HD) front, smartlink, 1 bumper trigger front, IFE, active suspension, Hi-Res Comp., HD-ABS brakes, HD shocks, safety seat, 2 10 pt. FP WG & 2 5 pt WH back & 2 6 pt FP WH front; 175 pts FP Plastic Armor F32 B32 R40 L40 T16 U15; Acc. 5, Top 110, HC 4, 7797 lbs., $54,060

Design Notes - Another variation on the HMG/HD cheat theme. The gas option, with 6 HMGs total, is more of a concept vehicle but I'd like to playtest it out.

The name Dr. Manhattan is continuing the Watchmen theme started with Rorschach.

Nov 26, 2013 Update:  I added the 2057 option and a better car icon.

Venus Without Furs 2057 - Div 10 Compact

Compact, Xhvy. Ch., Hvy. Sus., Medium PP, 4 PR tires, driver, HMG (15/reg) in turret, SS (10/reg) back, SWC, 10 pts. CA each around driver & PP, 184 pts. Plastic armor F40 B33 R38 L38 T20 U15; Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 4124 lbs. (max 4200), $9992.00 

• Option 1 - remove SWC, add BA for driver, 3 oil dischargers, 8 pts armor; 4197 lbs, $9996.00
• Option 2 - remove SWC, add 5 oil dischargers, 3 bumper triggers, 8 pts armor; 4197, $9996.00
• Superlight Venus - body is now only Hvy chassis, add PC to PP, upgrade HMG ammo to 15/HD, remove SS, only 9 pts CA around PP, 176 pts sloped plastic armor F40 B35 R30 L30 T22 U19; sides are -2 to hit; Top 95, 4068 lbs, $9996.80

Design Notes - After fiddling around with the design (part of the makeshift "HMG in a Turret" series), I realized I already made a version of this car with the Division 20 Venus. I discussed before about when two designs can be considered two different cars or just one car with a set of options. In general, I'd say the same car is one where the body size and basic weapon system is the same. Hence, I was going to add this design as an option to Venus. However, when typing it up, I realized there were so many changes (engine, tires, no ram etc), that needed to be made that I felt it was enough to define it as a whole 'nother car. Let the philosophers work this one out.

Psycho Chicken - Unlimted (75) Camper

Camper, C/A frame, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Super PP (PC/SC), 6 Solid (FP-Radial) tires, driver & gunner, 3 linked HMG (10/HD) in turret, OG (10/reg) back, 8 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, 2 Hi-res Comp., ABS-HD brakes, HD Shocks, spoiler & airdam, 2 safety seats, fake ramplate, fake rear WG, surge protector, no paint-tinted windshield, HTM & Overdrive, 10 pts FP CA each around driver (only) & PP, driver has blended IBA, FP suit, PFE; 181 pts RPFP Armor (F35 B31 R40 L40 T20 U15), Acc. 5(10), Top 110 (82.5/130), HC 4(5), 7799 lbs, $108,574

Psycho Turkey - replace OG with SS (10/hot) back & add 10 pts FP CA around gunner & SS, remove fake WG, add 12 pts armor; 7800 lbs, $109,460

Solid Psycho - No C/A frame, remove gunner, back 4 tires are PR (FP-Radial), OG is replaced with linked: 2 SD (10/expl) & 1 SS (10/hot), add DSP (under), HMG & back weapons linked, only 5 dischargers, remove: active sus., spoiler & airdam, fake ramplate & WG, HD shocks, safety seats, PFE, & add 10 pts FP CA around back weapons, 146 pts RPFP armor (F30 B20 R35 L35 T16 U10), 7797 lbs, $73,270

Design Notes - Like the Led Zeppelin (below), the moment the HMG cheat arrived everyone rushed to the VR garage to abuse it - and what better way to use a 1 space 2 d-damage gun than in a three space turret. Whenever possible, I will use a turret - because of the versitility (especially in a free-for-all multi-car arena) and it avoids the

Anyway, the C/A frame (which is necessary in these high-ticket matches with vans and campers) has the obvious drawbacks for rams and rolls. The Solid Psycho takes out the vulnerability but even with tossing as much goo out as possible, the armor is still too light. Component armor and drop-spike-plates can only go so far.

The name comes from this song (thank you, Mad Music Archives).

Led Zeppelin - Div20 Midsized

Midsized, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Large PP, 4 PR tires, driver, 2 linked HMG (10/HD) in turret, linked SD (10/expl.) & SS (10/Hot) back, 7 Oil/Smoke Dischargers, SWC, 4 bumper triggers, HD-ABS, 10 pts FP CA each around driver & PP, 2 10 pt WG back, 10 pt. WH on all wheels, driver has BA, FP suit & PFE, 176 pts Plastic Armor: F35 B30 R38 L38 T20 U15; Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 5756 lbs., $19,966

Led Zeppelin II - replace PR tires for Solids, remove all WG & WH, remove ABS (keep HD brakes), add 18 pts armor; 5760 lbs, $19,854

Led Zeppelin III - 20 shots in each HMG, only 6 dischargers & 3 bumper triggers, remove HD-ABS, 182 pts armor, 5759 lbs., $19,962

Led Zeppelin IV - like III but with Solid tires, remove: SWC, FP suit, only 170 pts armor, 5760 lbs, $19,970

Design Notes - Who hasn't tried this design either... the HMG with HD ammo is the greatest cheat since the ATG-APFSDS. Zeppelin rules, and this car will too. And because I'm partial to Led Zeppelin II, I wanted to make it the best option.

Zep image nicked from here.

Admin: The New Counters

You may have recognized that I have added nifty counters to the 2057 cars; and you may be wondering "Hey! How did you get/make those?" Well, I'll tell you. I scanned in the AADA Vehicle Guide, vol. 1. I cut out the car counters, and then take a whole mess o' time cutting and pasting different parts of their cars onto other cars using Microsoft Paint 5.1.

For example, the pictures below are the originals of the ones above.

Styx Special 2057 - Div20 (25) Luxury

Luxury, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Large PP (PC/SC), driver & gunner, 4 PR tires, ATG (10/APFSDS) front, VMG (20/reg) in turret, OG (10/reg) back, 6 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, SWC (gunner to ATG), 10 pts CA each around crew & PP, 147 pts Plastic armor: F30 B30 R30 L30 T12 U15; HC 3, Acc. 5, Top 92.5, 6600, $19,890

• AC Special - Replace ATG with AC (10/HD), add 5 pts armor, $24,990

Design Notes - An update of this car. I really like this combination of weapons, but the armor is weak for Div20.

Hyperion Cold - Div25 Midsized (Galaxy)

Midsized, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Large PP (PC), 4 Solid Tires, driver (Body Armor), VMG (20/reg or 10/HD) in turret, ID (20/reg) back, 6 Oil/Smoke dischargers, SWC, FE, spoiler & airdam, active suspension, HD-ABS, HD shocks, HTM & Overdrive, 2 10 pt WG rear, 2 5 pt WH front, 10 pts FP CA around driver; 190 pts Plastic Armor: F40 B30 R40 L40 T22 U18; Acc. 5 (10), Top 95 (75/115), HC 4(5); 5760 lbs., $24,940

Design Notes - This is based on the award-winning* Hyperion design. Like the analysis for the original, I'm not sure if this the most efficient design for Div25.

Name Notes - Hyperion is a moon of Saturn.


*Note, there is no award.

Hyperion 2057 - Div15 Midsized (Galaxy)

Midsize, Xhvy Ch., Hvy. Sus., Large PP, 4 PR tires, driver, 2 linked MG (20/incd) in turret, FOJ (15/reg) back, 6 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, IFE, SWC, Bumper Triggers R&L, 10 pts. FP CA around driver, 86 pts Composite MET/Plastic armor: F(10/5) B(8/3) R(11/3) L(11/3) T(0/17) U(0/15); Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 5754 lbs., $14,304

• Non Metal Option - replace metal with a (total) of 246 pts. plastic armor; $16,561


• Non Metal Div15 - replace MGs with VMG (20/reg), FOJ is (10/reg), remove SWC, 240 pts plastic armor; 5750 lbs, $14,990


• Hyperion 20 - 4 Solid tires, VMG in turret (20/incd) in turret, FOJ (15/reg) back, 6 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, IFE, 4 Bumper Triggers, HD-ABS, HD shocks, spoiler & airdam, 10 pts. FP CA around driver, 2 10pt WG back, 2 5 pt WH front, BA for driver,  200 pts plastic armor (F40 B35 R45 L45 T20 U15); Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3(4), 5760 lbs., $19,875


• Hyperion 25 - 4 Solid-Radial tires, VMG in turret (18/incd) in turret, SS(10/Hot) back, 7 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, HRSWC, FE, 4 Bumper Triggers, HD-ABS, HD shocks, spoiler & airdam, 10 pts. FP CA each around driver & PP, BA for driver, 200 pts plastic armor (F40 B35 R45 L45 T20 U15); Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 4(5), 5760 lbs., $24,895

Design Notes - This is an update of the original - and personal favorite - Hyperion. I haven't playtested recently (if I ever learn how to program, I'd create a playtest program for this purpose). Anyway, as a Div15 it's pretty good; I'm not sure if it'll hold up to the nasty stuff in 20 and/or 25.

Name Notes - Hyperion is a moon of Saturn, and in general one of my favorite names.

[Updated Nov 15, 2013]

Hadrian 2057 - Div75 Pickup (Imperial)

Pickup, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Sport PP (PC/SC), 6 Solid (FP/Radial) tires, driver (blended IBA & FP suit), 2 linked HMG (20/HD) in turret, Ramplate, cyberlink, HD-ABS, HD Shocks, HTM & Overdrive, no paint windshield, 7 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, 2 10 pt. WG rear & WH front, 10 pts FP CA each around driver & PP, 203 pts Plastic armor: F50(ram) B35 R40 L40 T20 U18; HC 4, Acc. 5 (HTM 10/Overdrive 2.5), Top 110 (82.5/130), 7796 lbs. (7800 max), $74,566

• Option - 4 FP/SD tires rear, 2 plasticore front, fake weapons over HMGs, fake wheelhubs over plasticores, no CA for PP, remove dischargers, add IFE, driver has BA/ABV, FP suit, 3 HT-Flaming Oil grenades; 191 pts armor (F50[ram] B31 L35 R35 T25 U15); 7799 lbs; $68,433

Design Notes - Yes, this is a form of Vespasian; but it's different enough that I felt it could be a separate entry. The option is the 'original' Hadrian (if I can figure which was what).

Nov 14, 2013 Update

Name Notes - Hadrian was a rotten bastard of a Roman Emperor, which means he was one of their most effective: "Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus, 24 January, 76 AD – 10 July, 138 AD) was Roman Emperor from 117 to 138."

Hotcha - Div25 (30) Pickup

Pickup, Xhvy Ch., Hvy.-Active Sus., Super PP, 6 SD tires, driver, RR (10/reg) in turret, FOJ back, HR front, bumper trigger front, 2 10 pt. WG back & WH front, driver has BA, FP suit, PFE; 272 pts Armor: F70 B50 L50 R50 T28 U24; Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 7797 lbs., $24,994

Option 1 - add spoiler & airdam, switch FOJ to OJ (20 shots), 7800 lbs., $24,914

Option 2 - RR to VMG, FOJ with 22 shots, add HRSWC & HTM & ABS, remove 10 pts armor, Acc. 5(10), Top 90(70), 7799 lbs., $29,934

Design Notes - This was the middle design, what began 20 years ago and emerged between Valarian and Diadumenian. Not very fancy; I'm not sure it's worth 25k.

Diadumenian (Imperial) - Div30 Pickup

Pickup, Xhvy Ch., Hvy.-Active Sus., Super PP, 6 SD tires, driver, RR (10/HEAT) in turret, SD (10/expl) back, 5 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, Ramplate, 4 bumper triggers, HRSWC, 2 10 pt. WG back, 2 5 pt WH front, 10 pts FP CA each around driver & PP, driver has BA & FP suit, 234 pt. Plastic Armor: F60 (ram) B44 R45 L45 T20 U20; Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 7797 lbs., $29,853

Ramless option - remove Ramplate, steelbelt the tires, add 1 discharger, add 9 pts armor: 7796 lbs, $29,621

Design Notes - This started as the car which became Valerian, and it went into a Luxury and a Pickup version. A new aspect of my recent designs is that I used to consider as standard equipment a Fire Extinguisher and Wheelguards, now I take those out in favor of fireproof component armor. I actually don't know which is better in the long run.

Note: Diadumenian was Elagabalus's predecessor. He ruled for 11 months.

Elagabalus - Div70 Compact (Imperial)

Compact (C/A frame), Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Medium PP (PC/SC), 4 FP-Radial-Steelbelted Solid Tires, driver (Blended IBA & FP Suit), GG front, active suspension, HRSWC, fake ramplate, HD-ABS, HD Shocks, Safety seat, HTM & Overdrive, no-paint windshield, surge protector, 7 Oil/Smoke Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, 10 pts. RPFP CA each around (a) driver & (b) PP; 2x 10 pt RPFP WG rear, 10 pt. RPFP WH on all tires; 226 pts. RPFP Armor: F55 B45 R43 L43 T20 U20; HC 5, Acc. 5 (HTM 10, Overdrive 2.5), Top 95 (70,115), 4439 lbs., $67,812

Design Notes - Not sure what I was thinking. Who needs this? That's why I chose the name: Elagabalus was emperor for 4 years, 218-222, from ages 14-18 and was pretty freaky even by Roman standards.

Venus - Div20 Compact (Galaxy)

Compact, Xhvy. Ch., Hvy.-Active Sus., Large PP (PC/SC), 4 PR-Radials tires, driver, HMG (10/incend) in turret, 5 Smoke/Oil Dischargers, Ramplate, 5 bumper triggers, active suspension, spoiler & airdam, HDHTM, HD brakes, 10 pts. FP CA around driver, BA for driver; 174 pts. Sloped Plastic armor F40 [ram] B30 R33 L33 T20 U18; Acc. 10 (HDHTM 20), Top 120 (80), HC 5 (6 over 60), 4439 lbs., $19,871.20

Ammo Options - Either exchange ammo from 10/Incendiary to 10/HD or 20/reg, remove 9 pts of armor, 4435 lbs., $19,992.50

Design Notes - This has been tweaked a lot, but I am impressed with the versatility and the balance.

Valerian (Imperial) - Div20 Luxury

Luxury, Xhvy. Ch., Hvy. Sus., Super PP, 4 PR tires, driver & gunner, RR (10/HEAT) in turret, OJ (25/std) back, 2 linked HR front, 5 Smoke/Oil dischargers, Ramplate, 2 SWC (RR), rollcage, 5 bumper triggers, HTM & Overdrive, 10 pts. FP CA each around driver and PP, driver has BA; 2 10 pt. WG rear, 2 5 pt. WH front, 156 Pts. plastic armor (F40[ram] B26 R30 L30 T15 U15); Acc. 5 (10), Top 100 (75/120), HC 3, 6600 lbs., $19,945

Design Notes - This is an old design that I attempted to update. It's a bit muddled; if it's to be a ram-car, get better acceleration and handling, if it's to be a BFG car, make the G more F-ing big.

Terra II 2057 - RPG Station Wagon (Galaxy)

Station Wagon, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Large PP (PC/SC), 4 Solid (FP-Radial) tires, driver & gunner, 2 passengers in cargo, VMG (20/reg) in UM turret, SD (10/explosive) back, 6 smoke dischargers, 2 SWC, HD-ABS, HD shocks, HD transmission, Anti-theft system, 4 bumper triggers, surge protector, compact TV, Radar, Radar Detector, Radar Jammer, LDR; X-hvy quick-release trailer hitch with 10 pts armor; all 4 people have blended BA & FP suit; 20 5 pt. FP WG back & WH front; 167 Pts. FP Plastic Armor (F35 B35 R30 L30 T20 U17); 5 cargo spaces; HC: 4, Acc. 2.5/5, Top 92.5, 6597 lbs. $49,030

• Non-Heavy Duty Option - remove HD transmission, add 10 pts. FP CA around driver & gunner and around 2 passengers; add full 10 pt WG & WH; 103 lbs. cargo in 5 spaces (not counting passengers); 6497 lbs., $49,730


• Non-Trailer Option - remove HD transmission & hitch; add 10 pts. FP CA around driver & gunner and around 2 passengers; add 3 pts armor, and have full 10 pt WG & WH; 153 lbs. cargo in 5 spaces (not counting passengers); 6447 lbs; $48,050

Design Notes - The missing "Earth" entry for the Galaxy line. As I've said before, all Station Wagons are RPG (or scenario) devices, so I tried to do that here. To be honest, I've never used trailers, so I have no idea if I designed this right.

Later Update - I renamed this the Terra II because I finally found the original Terra in my old files.

Claudius - Unlimited Van (Imperial)

Van (C/A frame), Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Suspension, Sport PP (PC & SC), 6 Radial-FP Soild Tires, driver (driver has blended IBA & FP suit) & gunner; RL (10/Incendiary) in turret with ITL & LGL for 10 rounds, 2 linked RL (10/Incen.) front, ITL front with LGL to 20 rounds, RL/ITLs both smartlinked, OG (10/reg) back, DSP under, 2 Hi-res comp., active suspension, HD-ABS, HD shocks, no-paint tinted windshield, safety seat (driver), HTM & Overdrive, 7 Smoke Dischargers, 6 bumper triggers (4 for dischargers, 2 for F & B weapons), 2x3pt FPRP WG back, 10 pts FPRP CA each around: (a) crew, (b) PP, (c) front RL, (d) back OG; 158 pts FP Armor F30 B30 R34 L34 T15 U15; Acc. 5 (10), Top 115 (85/135), HC 4, 7199 lbs., $102,700

• Claudius, I - FP Solids, take out ITL & RL in turret & replace with GG, give extra mags to RLs in front (regular ammo), remove DSP & 5 Dischargers, add IFE, no safety seat, WG, or CA, or crew equip.; 170 pts armor; 7200 lbs, $95,050

Design Notes - Ho hum, another unlimited C/A framed van. Laser-guided Rocket Launchers are a van's good friend, and one good smart linked shot should put a +9 fire mod. Thems good odds. The "I Claudius" option was the original design from last year that I tweaked up.

Admin: Suggestions for MADHAT

The MADHAT designer is my preferred tool. I use it all the time. I sent this message today to the current update-proprietor, to ask for this modification:

Common combinations in one entry: This is already done for the BA/ABV combo under the personal equipment. These are good space savers for the limited number of entries under Accessories. I would like to see these standard combo actions combined, if possible:

1. No Paint & Tinted Windshield
2. Heavy Duty & Anti-Lock Brakes
3. HTM & Overdrive
4. Laser Guidance Link packages (e.g. LGL for one TL to one RL)

If you know of other combos, send me (or the MADHATs) a comment.

Nasty - Div10 (20) Compact

Compact, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Medium PP (PC/SC), 2 PR tires front, 2 HD rear, driver, ATG (10/APFSDS) front, SWC, 10 pts CA around driver, 207 pts Plastic Armor F50 B45 R41 L41 T15 U15; Acc. 5, Top 95, HC 3, 4362 lbs., $9,991

• Nasty Feet - All tires HD, add 16 pts. armor, 4438 lbs., $9990
• Nasty Feet 2 - All tires HD, remove 4 pts armor, add 5 Smoke Dischargers, 4343 lbs., $9989
• Nasty Heat - Downgrade ammo to HEAT, add 5 Smoke Dischagers, 4337 lbs.
• Nasty 20 - modify with C/A frame, 4 Plasticore tires, 8 Smoke Dischargers, 4 bumper triggers, safety seat, CA is FP, driver has BA, FP suit, PFE, 230 pts armor; 4368 lbs, $19,990

Design Notes - Whoever hasn't done this design in some form - the compact with the ATG - hasn't been playing long enough. I put in the nasty APFSDS ammo in and had to cut this sucker down to anything that could fit into the price range. 207 pts armor with a SWC directed ATG ain't too shabby.

Speaking of Everybody Does This. I saw a nice version here at AADA 27.
James Beecher's "Metal Dung Beetle":

Compact, extra-heavy chassis, heavy suspension, 100 cid turbocharged gas engine, 4 gallon racing tank (full), 4 PR radial tires, driver (w/body armor), ATG front w/HESH ammo and SWC. Sloped metal/ plastic armor: F 18/35, L 2/35, R 2/35, B2/25, T 1/0, U 2/12, 10 points CA around each of driver, engine, and ATG, 8 points CA around gas tank. Acceleration 5, Top Speed 62.5, HC 4. 4,435 lbs, $14,922.

I just don't think well in Metal and Gas yet. But, Bravo: eighteen points of metal is truly nasty.

Update: I added the Div20 version because I had it lying around the drawing board. Yeah, it's not worth the cash. Does anyone really use Plasticores?

Titus (Imperial) - Div70 Camper (Update)

Not really an update of this, but it is re-using the name. 

Type: Camper (C/A frame), Chassis: Xhvy., Suspension: Hvy, Engine: Sport PP (PC & SC), Tires: 6 SD-Radials, Crew: driver (BA & FP Suit), Weaponry: ATG (10/APFSDS) in turret, 2 linked ATG (10/APFSDS) front, ATGs smartlinked, Weighted Accessories: Active Sus., HD Shocks, safety seat, Unweighted Accessories: HD-ABS, HRTC, smartlink, Dischargers: 3 Flaming Oil, 4 Hot Smoke, Defenses: 5 bumper triggers, Component Armor: 10 pts. FP CA around driver, Vehicle Armor: 155 pts. Plastic Armor (F35 B30 R30 L30 T15 U15); HC 4, Acc. 5, Top 110, 7798 lbs., $68,860

• Div 75 (Low-Power) Option - No PC/SC in engine, add HTM & Overdrive, no paint windshield, FP tires; Acc. 5 (10), Top 100 (75/120), $74,360 


• Titus AC - replace ATG with AC (10/HD ammo), FP armor, FP tires, add 2 10 pt. FP WG rear, 2 9 pt FP WH front, $97,970.00

Design Notes  -  Well, this is a design concept more than anything. If one smartlinked blast connects, then it's 27-72 pts of damage. A minimum of 27? A maximum of 72?!? An average of 48?!?! I learned the benefit of an automatic plus to the die from my D&D days. To guarantee 9 pts of damage for each hit is better than a 4 die weapon. Anyway, this baby better hit first and not get rammed. Otherwise, this may be workable.

Whoa. I just had a nagging notion that maybe ATGs can't be put in camper turrets. For some reason the most recent CWRQ (4.6?) isn't showing up easily. Man, that would suck. OK, let me just switch the ATGs to AC with HD ammo (not the same but rules are rules, even when they suck):

Thrax (Imperial) - Div25 (20) Pickup

Pickup, Xhvy Ch., Hvy Sus., Super PP, 6 PR-Radials, driver, VMG (16/Incend) in turret, MD (10/Napalm) back, 5 Oil Dischargers, 1 Sand Disch., 4 Bumper triggers, HRSWC, 2 10 pt. rear WG, 4 10 pt. WH all around, 10 pts. CA around driver, driver has BA, 267 pts. Plastic Armor (F60 B50 R55 L55 T29 U18), Acc. 5, Top 90, HC 3, 7800 lbs, $24,989

FP Option - FP all armor, CA, tires: $34,563

Div 20 Option- 6 reg PR tires, VMG is now 20/reg, MD is 10/reg, Dischargers: 4 oil, 3 sand, no HRSWC or WG/WH, CA is FP, no FP suit, 292 pts armor (F62 B60 R60 L60 T30 U20) HC 2, 7797 lbs, $19,999

Design Notes This started as a Div20 attempt, but I saw how much I was slashing it down so I went whole-hog into 25. The 20 is still a mean bastard.

"Thrax" is Latin for anyone from Thrace.

Top Hat - Div20 Luxury

Luxury, Xhvy Ch., Hvy. Sus., Super PP, 4 PR-Radials, driver & gunner, ATG front (10/APFSDS), RR (10/HEAT) in turret, FOJ (17 shots) rear, SD (10/reg) rear, 5 Oil Dischargers, IFE, SWC (gunner to ATG), BA for driver, 148 pts. Plastic Armor (F30 B30 R30 L30 T14 U14); Acc. 5, Top 100, HC 4, 6594 lbs., $19,980

Design Notes - Run of the mill div20 luxury. Maybe something good, maybe something bad. I think it's pretty balanced.

Big Trouble - Div100 Van

Updated here.

Van (C/A Frame), Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Sport PP (PC/SC), 6 SD (Radial/FP) tires, driver (driver has blended IBA & FP suit) & gunner (nil); GG (20 shots) in turret, OG front (10/oil), 2 linked SD (10/expl) Back Left & Back Right, SS (10/Hot Smoke) rear, all dropped linked, DSP (under & linked to SS), active suspension, fake ramplate, spoiler & airdam, 2 safety-seats, HD-ABS, HD shocks, HTM & Overdrive, 2 hi-res comp., no-paint tinted windshield, 7 Oil Dischargers (all on Bump Tr), 4 fake WG/WH, 6 bumper triggers (4 to dischargers, 2 to F&B weapons), 10 pts. FP CA each around: (a) crew, (b) PP, (c) OG, rear weaponry; 150 pts. LRFP armor F30 B20 R25 L35 T15 U15; Acc. 5 (10), Top 115 (85/135), HC 4(5), 7198 lbs, $95,508

Design Notes - To be honest, C/A was made for Vans because they have such a short lifespan, what's a little 'massive ram damage' between buddies? Yet, for $100,000 this is all you get? I'm using the Drop-Spike Plate cheat - kinda. I see a value to the weapon and I could even see using it (I happen to like Fake DSP because you get the chance to freak out your enemy into a hard-swerve-botched-control-roll-crash with not much bother). But, yeah, it's there because its 4 points of armor for 50 lbs. It should be *standard equipment* for vans. The real cheat is to put component armor around it and that's just a naked damage sink to me.

Evil Dead - Unlimited Pickup

Pickup, C/A frame, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Sport PP (PC/SC), 6 Solid (FP/Radial) tires, driver, Pulsed-Twin Laser in UM turret, SD (10/explosive) back, 2 EWP with linked GG (front), 7 Oil Dischargers, Fake ramplate, Fake wheelguards, 6 bumper triggers (4 for dischargers, 2 for F & R weapons), spoiler & airdam, hi-res comp., HD-Antilock brakes, HD shocks, HTM & overdrive, 9 pts LRFP armor around each EWP, 9 pts LRFP CA around driver & 9 around PP, no-paint windshield, driver has Impact armor & FP suit, 165 pts. LRFP plastic armor: F32 B32 R35 L35 T16 U15; Acc. 5 (10), Top 110 (82.5/130), HC 4 (5), 7798.6 lbs, $109,858

• Straight Gauss Option - Replace TwL with GG, smartlinked to EWPs, remove 2 fake WG, add 27 pts. armor, 7798.3 lbs, $107,789.00

Design Notes - Is this design worthy of its name? Unsure. It's an overwrought design and it distinctly lacks a chainsaw (and while I toyed with vehicular shotguns - to be faithful - I thought "what would Ash do" and he'd load up on pulse-lasers, which is why the better design is the Option and not the Main). It probably won't live through a ram but 192 pts of Laserproof armor is pretty groovy.

Justinian (Imperial) - Div30 (25) Midsized

Midsized, Xhvy Ch., Hvy-Active Sus., Large PP, 4 SD-Radial tires, driver, VMG in turret (20/Incen.), OG (rear), 7 SkD (2R,L,U, 1F,B), Ramplate, 4 bumper triggers, HD-Antilock brakes, overdrive, hi-res computer, 2 10 pt WG rear, 10 pts CA around driver, BA/FP suit for driver, 171 pts Plastic Armor: F40(Ram) B30 R33 L33 T20 U15; Acc. 5, Top 90 (110), HC 5, 5756 lbs., $29,996

Div25 Option - Large PP (PC/SC), 4 PR-Radial tires, VMG (20/reg.), no Ramplate, add HTM, SWC instead of hi-res, add IFE, no CA around driver, add to WG 23 pts of Wheelhubs, 175 pts Plastic Armor: F35 B30 R35 L35 T25 U15; Acc. 5 (10), Top 100 (75/120), HC 5, 5760 lbs., $24,680

Design Notes - This is a modified design of the original Connery (now the Connery II). The pattern is an Autocannon front, Vulcan in the turret, and an Oilgun back. To fit inside a Midsized I threw away the AC. Another new design policy is to include as standard equipment 7 Smoke Dischargers. That's just for weight purposes... if there's money left, the purchaser can modify them to more specific desires.

Rant: Hot Smoke

So it's taking me a while to pour through Uncle Al's Hell, and I see that some of the most gnarled of recent game-skewing annoyances (I'm looking right at you, Stickyfoam) are *not* in this book. Shazbot. But there is a particular offender: Hot Smoke.

In general, I don't like any rule change that only affects price. Besides not being even remotely faithful to whatever vague rules of physics Car Wars attempts to emulate (in the words of kjamma4 "Most weapons in Car Wars contain a liberal helping of 'handwavium'"), it's just BAD for game balance.

I know I've said this before. That's why it's labelled a 'rant.'

And it's even worse when the easy item MASSIVELY TILTS THE GAME DYNAMIC. I mean, back in the day, there was the all-powerful Laser. It was heavy, it was expensive, but it took 2 spaces and gave out 3 dice damage. And it started fires! It was the scariest thing around. The only protection from the laser came from the smoke-screen.

Then some joker came up with "infrared" lasers which allowed you to fire lasers through smoke/paint. Infrared didn't reduce damage, didn't add weight or space, just cost. And now the balance went the other way. So I guess 'hot smoke' was the inevitable (un)balance to already extant imbalance. Well, bully for us.

My proposals to balance back these bad rules:

Infrared Laser
Old Rules: (UACFH p. 19) "Two times the cost of a normal laser, IR laser can fire through smoke and paint, but suffer a -1 per die for every 1/2" of smoke or paint between the firer and the target....An IR targeting laser cannot penetrate more than 1" of smoke [which means a 1/2" cloud will block an IR-TL]"
New Rule Suggestions: I think the damage reduction should be standard and permanent. Half-damage should do it. The TL rule is a nice, but arbitrary, tweak. I'll keep it.

Hot (ugh) Smoke
Old Rules: (UACFH p. 38) "Any standard smoke munition or ammo can be made into Hot Smoke for 1.5x the cost with no effect on the ammo weight. Hot smoke behaves like regular smoke, but it completely blocks IR..."
New Rule Suggestions: The precedent model should be the Flaming Cloud Ejector. The Hot-Smoke counter should last one second and then it disappears. The Hot Smoke ejector should also be considered volatile (like FCE/FOJ).